You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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