Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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