But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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