She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
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I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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