did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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