I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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