Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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