I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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