So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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