so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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