fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Randomize
