i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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