best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Someone came in the potted fern
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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