Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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