I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
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I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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