kristin has been a bad kristin
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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