did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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