you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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