It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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