Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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