Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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