Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
My nipple is on Facebook.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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