Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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