If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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