Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
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Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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