That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
This is classic penis vs brain.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
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