Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Randomize