Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
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Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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