All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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