Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.