she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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