There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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