All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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