i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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