AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn