Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(209): View more from California

AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.

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(801): View more from Utah

My underwear smells like fireworks.

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(212): View more from New York

Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.

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(530): View more from California

dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often

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(716): View more from New York

If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.

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(416): View more from Toronto

WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!

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(217): View more from Illinois

Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up

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(586): View more from Michigan

Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn

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