I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
These 17 Delivery Dudes Suck At Their Jobs But Are Winning At Life
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day