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(250): View more from British Columbia

i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life

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(512): View more from Texas

We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.

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(847): View more from Illinois

he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak

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(815): View more from Illinois

I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.

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(314): View more from Missouri

New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?

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(480): View more from Arizona

Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this

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(713): View more from Texas

I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level

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