I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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