Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
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When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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