Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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