So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Randomize
