Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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