Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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