I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
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the only muscles i have these days is kegels
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
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I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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