Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
