Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
