Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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