I intend to get homeless drunk
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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