Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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