That's intense
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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