In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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