is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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