She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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