Tell her she can't have a vagina
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
