Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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